Here’s the thing. When you have a niece as sassy and awesome and cute as mine, you HAVE to make pink bunny pancakes because you will literally win the rockstar aunt away for at least a day. and hearing her peals of laughter and giddiness at the sight of them is more satisfaction than the…
breakfast
Funfetti Cake Batter Pancakes
is it weird that i’m still avoiding a birthday that happened weeks ago? so typically i write a letter to myself about the previous year. i know it’s a little weird but i think it’s cool to look back and remember what the year gave you. the good, the bad, the people, the ugly, the…
The Ultimate BBLT
mercury is killing me. i just slipped on my badonkadonk in the bathroom, apparently the floor was slippery. i just sat there for a minute, and a girl walked out of the stall and looked at me like i had just told her donald trump might be our president. but it was just one of…
Breakfast Toast
i’m awfully glad to see you. you, that’s reading this post. i’m glad you’re here and i’m here and we’re together right now reading this. well, i’m writing it but you know what i mean. i’m glad i’m here writing to you instead of still battling the monday battles that were relentless today. amiright?…
Slow Cooker Steel Cut Oats
well, hello octobah. fancy seeing you here. and these steeellll cut oatsss. this little dish makes me feel like i need to be in flannel and chewing on a piece of straw. around a bonfire. with gourds. the basic things, as the kids say these days. they’re “on fleek.” <— do the quotes show my…