I cook because I can't afford a therapist
well, hello octobah. fancy seeing you here. and these steeellll cut oatsss. this little dish makes me feel like i need to be in flannel and chewing on a piece of straw. around a bonfire. with gourds. the basic things, as the kids say these days. they’re “on fleek.” <— do the quotes show my…
i know what you’re thinking. seriously. another soup. wasn’t there just one last week. and the one before that. now you know my secret. i lack creativity and a lot of other things which we won’t talk about. i’ve basically been subsisting off of soup and sushi. it may or may not happen three days this…
i was in a chili cook-off a couple of weeks ago. and now i didn’t win. and no i’m not totally not bitter about it still. and by i, i mean we. i didn’t think i’d enter into it. which is a little surprising because i make walking down the sidewalk with complete strangers a…
i gave in today. i just looked my hankerings straight in the eye, shrugged, and said ‘ok. have it your way.’ wear leggings to work with the wrap that acts like a blanket you can cocoon yourself in. eat blue skittles. take that second cookie on unabashedly with excitement reminiscent of a russell simmonsworkout video….
i am just a bowl of fun today. about as much fun as a vacation to the dentist while you have bronchitis. which i did. yesterday. i know, (looking at all of you) i should have cancelled. but i already rescheduled once and i’m really big on dental hygiene. like you dont even wanna know….
summahhh. (i just watched a kid president clip where he said that and it was in my head. so i stole it. i robbed a child.) except not. i got back from the dominican republic last week and was slapped in the face with 55 degree drizzle. if that wasn’t the final buzzkill to reality,…
you guys. i’m in an official relationship. it’s pretty serious. mom, put your wedding planner binder back in the closet. it’s with my slow cooker. this rocked my world. this is the one i made up in about two minutes by throwing ingredients into a bowl, stirring and tasting. i was going to wait to…
recently i went to a new hair stylist. breaking news, i know. this is hardworking journalism people. so me, being me, the incessant over-sharer – decided to tweet about it. i was actually surprised by the reactions i got. 1) because i thought 2.7 people actually followed me on twitter. as it turns out, 6…
Megan is a 20 something girl living in chicago who loves cooking, food and entertaining - with a glass of wine and a fierce opinion. always looking for the next foodgasm.
