i have a friend, oh my sweet sweet friend, who i worry about. if we had some will smith apocalyptic film come true in chi, she would starve. for sure.
her fridge has champagne and ketchup.
i was at her apartment and she looked at me and goes “i need help. you have to teach me how to cook.” and then i started to think…..you know how teachers say how no students are unteachable? well…….
but then she says, “like i’m a kindergartner.” and i knew she knew that i knew we were going to have to go simple and slow.
so here we go. foolproof chicken. YOU CANNOT MESS THIS UP. ok, you totally can. but then, for real, you seriously are unteachable. sorry. stock up on takeout menus girlfriend, because you’re about to need someeeeeeee.
preheat your oven to 350 degrees.
take a breast and just massage that butt rub in.
now get yourself some BBQ sauce (i live and die by Sweet Baby Ray’s and won’t hear no one tell me anything different. if it’s wrong to use sweet baby ray’s, i don’t wanna be right.)
now wrap that puppy up snug in some foil. wrap it up tight (that’s what he said, you juvenilesss), that’s how you keep the juices in.
pop it into the oven for 30 minutes and kazaam.
sweet baby butt rub chicken that’s better than an actual butt rub.
serve with some veggies, salad, rice – whatever!