I cook because I can't afford a therapist
Sunday is the big day! Apparently there’s a game on TV (and Tom Brady, again) but everyone knows that’s the fourth best thing about Sunday. The third best thing is that we get to drown out the Sunday scaries with booze and food comas. The second best thing is the commercials. The VERY best thing…
shrimp. boil. i sometimes day dream entertaining as norman rockwell photos. you know the thanksgiving one? how everyone looks like jolly joe and the hostess is placing the turkey so elegantly in the middle of the table? that’s how i picture meals all the time. but then the reality is that placing the turkey in…
i can hear your sigh all the way over here. i can’t not talk about thanksgiving. i mean, you guys know me and holidays. i mean i could not talk about it but not talking about it would be more annoying than talking about it and so i’m going to talk about it and we’re…
look. i know. so what if it’s the end of summer and everyone is all “pulled pork. flannel. pumpkins pice lattes.” i just want to hoard summer. i want to pile it up in my sandbox of an apartment and never leave. yes, i’m watching hoarders. stop judging. it’s educational. and stuff. also i can’t…
you know those people who are just chill, and laid back and just cool? i am not that. i have a better chance of being oprah freaking winfrey than that. my friend helen is like that. and she’s moving away. which is weird, because i haven’t really processed it yet. you know when something sad…
you made your bed, and now you have to lie in it. such an irritating saying. like, thank you aristotle. it’s almost as bad as “everything happens for a reason.” well yes, but it might be for a really stupid reason. so i’m doing that now. and lying in it feels like the morning after…
these supermooons are really messing with my mojo. yes, i have mojo. i say mojo. you guys. i’ve studied this. this full moon business is at least as real as scientology. (which sidenote- has anyone seen leah remini’s reality show. i mean king of queens to TLC – makes true tori look like an upgrade)….
guys. It feels like christmas morning. tonight, i’ll be heading up to my version of disney world – the lake. the 4th is a big deal in my life. it seems to become an even bigger deal every year as my friends and i have busier schedules, less vacation time, more weddings, more obligations. but…
Megan is a 20 something girl living in chicago who loves cooking, food and entertaining - with a glass of wine and a fierce opinion. always looking for the next foodgasm.
