Pomegranate, Kale, and Avocado Salad


hey, girl, heyyyyy. (or boy. is there a boy that reads this blog? if so, that might change things. or it might not. probably not. there’s really only one mode when i get to typing here on this typewriter/iMac. the new year has made me nostalgic for the past.) speaking of the past, do you…

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crispy baked tilapia with homemade tartar sauce


happy indian summer, yo. i don’t know who declares it’s indian summer or what it even needs to be to be indian summer, but i’m saying it’s so. because this healthy fried fish recipe is like indian summer’s long lost soulmate and you shouldn’t keep them apart a minute longer. also, have you seen the sex and the city…

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skinny seven layer dip


you made your bed, and now you have to lie in it. such an irritating saying. like, thank you aristotle. it’s almost as bad as “everything happens for a reason.” well yes, but it might be for a really stupid reason. so i’m doing that now. and lying in it feels like the morning after…

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berry spinach salad (with poppyseed chicken)


slow walkers. people that press a button that’s already lit in the elevator – NOT GOING TO GET US THERE ANY FASTER BUDDY. even numbers (i’ll even change the volume/temperature so it’s an odd one). elbows. when people take up the ENTIRE escalator (the brits know how this works). people that don’t know the difference…

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