Funfetti Cake Batter Pancakes


is it weird that i’m still avoiding a birthday that happened weeks ago? so typically i write a letter to myself about the previous year. i know it’s a little weird but i think it’s cool to look back and remember what the year gave you. the good, the bad, the people,  the ugly, the…

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The Ultimate BBLT

mercury is killing me. i just slipped on my badonkadonk in the bathroom, apparently the floor was slippery. i just sat there for a minute, and a girl walked out of the stall and looked at me like i had just told her donald trump might be our president. but it was just one of…

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cheersing to

1. my mom. i love you something fierce. 2. letter to the mommas from the joanna gaines. 3. jet blue showing the moms the love on this flight. 4. this guy’s experience taking his girlfriends workout classes. 5. currently following all of these chicago chefs on insta. you can’t follow me here, just sayin’. 6. everyone…

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Honey Dijon Almond Crusted Tilapia

hi. hey. yellow. how you been? whatcha been doing? i’m backkk. did you miss me? if you didn’t, just lie to my face and say you did and be jealous of my tan. i just got back from a weeklong vacation in mexico, and i’m still trying to ride that margarita infused wanderlust wave. though…

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Black Bean Burgers

burgers are always a good idea? when in doubt burger out? that’s how the saying should go anyway. if i were queen, that’s what i would’ve said. although, paris is too and i’m pretty sure it wasn’t the queen that said that. by da way, did you see those photos of george with the queen?!…

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cheersing to…

1. do meal delivery kits count as cooking? do they?? i honestly have never done one before but from what i’ve heard it’s pretty much all done/set for you so it’s pretty tough to screw up. which a) where’s the fun in that? b) does it count then? totally proud of people for trying and…

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Spring Vegetable Flatbread

i’m about to burst your bubble. i know you’re all here under the pretense that i’m cool, so i’m going to let you in on a little secret. do you know what will keep me on the treadmill for miles after i should’ve stopped? not a hot dude, that won’t even make me gallop like…

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